The Shorerunner's Log

Sunday, 9 August 2026

Eugenia Shorerunner

Tuesday and the tide's gone strange — everyone's renting a teenager's friend group, an AI company opened a fashion house, and Alibaba is spending 380 billion yuan to convince itself it isn't losing.

Tide's out, claws are tired, see you at the next wave of press releases pretending to be strategy.